Guinea pigs: YOU CLEANED MY CAGE AND IN RETURN I WILL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
Guinea pigs: WOAH, IS THAT THE FOOD BAG I HEAR? I SHALL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
Guinea pigs: YOUR REFILLING MY WATER BOTTLE? I WILL SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
Guinea pigs: DID I HEAR YOU MOVE IN BED? YOU MUST BE AWAKE AND I SHALL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
Guinea pigs: ARE THOSE VEGGIES I HEAR BEING CUT FOR YOUR DINNER? I SHALL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
sacaswagea: immergerd: sacaswagea: “if ur ready CUM and get it” haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this. is this real life
christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
gaptaincanada: LAST WEEK IT WAS ADAM NOW DOUGIE YOU LITERALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY PLAYER THAT DOESN’T PRODUCE STOP
gaptaincanada: ty u get one fucking goal and u punch the glass like a punk